Frankenstein Must Be Deployed T-Shirt

Outhipster everyone else by showing up to the concert in a T-shirt from a band that never existed. Or maybe it did, but only in a dystopian novel nobody finished. Then again, maybe this isn’t music at all. Maybe it’s a theory of change for our mad, stitched-together century. One part satire, one part manifesto, all printed in unnatural green. Also makes a disturbingly good Halloween shirt. No blood, no costume, just existential menace. Designed by Aardvark Dreams for people who weaponize ambiguity. .: 100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors).: Light fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)).: Retail fit.: Tear away label.: Runs true to size   XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL Width, in 16.50 17.99 20.00 22.01 24.02 25.98 27.99 Length, in 27.01 27.99 29.02 30.00 31.02 32.01 32.99 Sleeve length, in 8.62 8.90 9.17 9.45 9.72 10.00 10.39