Shemergency Survival Kit for Brides

The Shemergency is a pouch brimming with 50 wedding essentials including: Hair spray, folding hair brush/comb, 2 clear elastics, 10 bobby pins, 2 earring backs, hand lotion, nail clipper, emery board, clear nail polish, 2 nail polish remover pads, mending kit, safety pin, 5 double-sided tape strips, 2 stain removing towelettes, static remover, breath freshener, 2 single-use dental floss, pain reliever, antacid, 2 deodorant towelettes, tampon, 2 adhesive bandages, 2 facial tissues, blotting tissues, tweezers, blister balm, extra wedding bands, drinking straw, and sandpaper. Phew!