"Probably not the worst bird." goose shirt

Geese are criminally underrated and the only reason is marketing. But now you can be part of the solution by marketing how cool geese are while covering your body from prying eyes with this t-shirt. 100% cotton Measurements:   S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00 Sleeve length (from center back), in 15.10 16.50 18.00 19.50 21.00 22.40 23.70 25.00 Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50