E 13 Helix 9-52 cassette 12 speed

When I was a kid with a minivan, I had a girlfriend who ‘borrowed’ money from her grandfather’s sock drawer.  She was the type of lass who would dare you to pee on an electric fence, and if you were too scared, she’d do it to prove you were a wuss.  Yes, this happened.  Anyway, roundabout way of saying, this new (as of 2023) cassette from E hot dog star Thirteen is worth getting into your roommates sock drawer to see if you can round up some scratch.  The Helix 9-52 cassette is insanely wide range.  The widest range cassette made since that mixtape I made for Lydia that she never listened to.  I think she just assumed it was crap, and let’s face it, it probably was.  Spacehog, Jeff Buckley and Lords of Acid on one mix?  It’s nauseating to think about.   Distract your roommate with some counterfeit Crystal Pepsi: “Hey Larry, you’ll never guess what I found on Ebay.ru!” and when he cracks his first bottle, sneak into his room and hit that sock drawer.  Combat the odor with a smear of Old