One Fart Away from the No-Fly List Shirt
$26.00
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One Fart Away from the No-Fly List Tee – Fly High, Fart Low If the TSA had a sense of humor, they’d wear this too. Soft AF Comfort Colors tee for the friend who shouldn’t be trusted in a middle seat after Taco Bell. Printed on 100% Comfort Colors cotton that’s pre-shrunk, super soft, and ready for takeoff. 🧼 Care Instructions:• Machine wash cold & inside out• Tumble dry low or hang to dry• Avoid ironing the print unless you’re a risk-taker• Bleach & dry cleaning = ✈️ grounded 🚫 Final sale unless it shows up looking like it survived a plane crash.
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