"I Do Not Cook. I Do Not Clean. I Do Not Fly Commercial" Cake Sculpture

Have your cake and eat your cake! YaKnowWhatImSayin? These are made to be a twofer.. You can hang on the wall or have on a table as a conversation piece. Regardless, you will be having your cake and eating it too and this cake won't give you a nuclear mushroom situation over the top of your jean shorts... I have a muffin top. But I like it and I don't mind admitting it. I love cake. I have cake and I eat cake... Sometimes I call cake cock... You can have your cock and eat it too. Bye... I love you!! 24.5 x 16.75 x 5.5in | 62.23 x 42.55 x 13.97cm sculpture built with wooden base and mixed media