Not Enough Sage For This Shit Tote Bag

✨ Not Enough Sage for This Sh*t Tote Bag ✨ For those moments when the energy is way too much and all the sage in the world couldn’t clear it, this Not Enough Sage for This Sh*t Tote Bag is your spiritual sidekick with a sassy twist. 🖤🪄 Perfect for anyone who needs a little humor while navigating life’s chaotic vibes, this tote is here to hold your essentials—and your patience—while keeping your energy protected. 🌿✨ When you receive this tote, you’re not just getting a bag; you’re receiving a spiritually cleansed and blessed item, prepared to align with your highest good and shield you from negative vibes. 🌸💨 What Makes This Tote Bag Special? Energetic Cleansing: Each tote is spiritually cleansed with sacred tools like sage, palo santo, or incense to remove any lingering negativity, ensuring it arrives to you filled with only positive, high-vibrational energy. 🕊️💨 Blessed with Protection: Your tote is lovingly blessed with affirmations of grounding, strength, and resilience, making i