DUMPSTER FIRE

Tagline: It's fine. Everything's fine. Smells like: Completely disassociating from current events and the urge to run away, eat your feelings, or homestead somewhere without any life skills. But really fear and uncertainty over extreme polarization, trade policy instability, dismantling of the federal government and selling of public lands, the collapse of democracy, human rights concerns, among a kajillion other things. Surround all of that with a sophisticated blend of vanilla bourbon, heliotrope, bergamot, and amber with a hint of cedar and oak. Did anyone think of the millionaires? What I like about it: Thankfully I get to express my feelings through the creative side of my business. You get me. This one speaks to my heart. Plus it smells incredible. Maybe that's this cupcake I'm using to feel better about the current state of affairs. Either way, it's legit.