Thick Liquid Shower Soap - 3 Scents!

Fact: teenage body washes are weak, watered down, and smell like Friday night at fraternity row. Simply put, they don't get the job done. Hard-working men require a shower of substance to accomplish a full day's work.  Duke Cannon's THICK is formulated with a noticeably higher viscosity and built to work effectively on your body, not spew down the shower drain. PRODUCT SPECS: 3X THICKER than teenage body wash Plant-based thickeners for superior lather Mineral enriched to naturally exfoliate Contains Aloe vera to hydrate and protect Bonus: no loofah required Paraben, phthalate, and cruelty-free Size: 17.5 oz. *Never tested on animals. Just bad interns.