The Taste Test Mystery Box - $50 Value!

MYSTERY BOX MADNESS – ENDS MONDAY NIGHT! We're this close to our first ever SIX-FIGURE MONTH (like… $100K in one dang month close) and these mystery boxes are our final push.Each one is stuffed with surprises, stacked with value, and priced so good it should probably be illegal. Why?Because we’re sick of hearing “go woke, go broke.”Because we’ve had slurs shouted at us just for existing and making cool sh*t for people who believe in equality.Because after rebuilding Bewilderment from the ground up, we’re finally on the edge of a record-breaking win—and we’re not gonna let the trolls have the last word. So we’re making it easy:Pick a box. Any box.$35 gets you $50 of stuff$59 gets you $100 worth$99? That gets you $200 in bath, body & home chaos (in the BEST way). These are limited, and this sale ends Monday night. If you’ve ever laughed at our labels, stocked up on Shark Attack, told a friend about our wild-ass store, or just believe in small businesses that give a damn—this is the m