'The Power Bottom' Greeting card

The final boss of bottoms and the highest level of gay at max experience points. With excellent technique, goat throat, and zero preparation, The Power Bottom has devoured the souls of many men. Although supremely confident, he’s usually left unsatisfied as result of many ‘tops’ who don’t know how to toss a salad, Hidden valley or otherwise. • Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard • Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm)