The Eejits "aka The Twits" by Roald Dahl [FIRST SCOTS EDITION] 2006 • Itchy Coo U.K.

The Eejits aka The Twits by Roald Dahl & illustrated by Quentin Blake FIRST SCOTS EDITION PAPERBACK [2006] ITCHY COO First proper Scottish edition translated into Scots by Matthew Fitts. Trade paperback import.  Like new and unread. The Gless Ee. Ye can play hunners o tricks wi a gless ee because ye can tak it oot and pap it back in again ony time ye like. Ye can bet yer life Mrs Eejit kent aw the tricks. Wan mornin she took oot her gless ee and drapped it intae Mr Eejit's joog o ginger when he wisnae lookin. Mr Eejit sat there slowly sookin his juice. The faem made a white ring on the hairs aroond his mooth. He dichted the white faem ontae his sark sleeve and dichted his sark sleeve and dichted his sark sleeve on his breeks. 'Ye're up tae nae guid,' Mrs Eejit said, keepin her back tae him sae he widnae see she had taen her gless ee oot. 'Whenever you haud yer wheesht like that, I ken fine weel that ye're up tae nae guid.' Mrs Eejit wis richt. Mr Eejit wis schemin awa like billy-o