Mommie Dearest Rebooted

MOMMIE DEAREST REBOOTED, no relation to the Joan Crawford expose, is the all-factual, all-true autobiographical account of the seven long, hellish and horrendous years an extremely sensitive and unassuming kid was forced to mis-spend(in Pensacola, Florida)with two of the sickest, and most evil and malevolent non-"parents" ever to inhabit the planet--by name: PEGGY B. SILLS and CLESTER(CLES)ROLAN CHEETHAM, rightly referred to throughout as the Bitch Mother and the Fat Bastard step-father. This depraved and perverse pair subjected this kid to every outrageous atrocity thinkable. Spanning the period from the fourth through the eleventh grade, this true memoir recounts, in frequently graphic detail, every insidious incident, every vile event: foul animal abuse, brutal beatings, maliciously cruel pranks, drunken rampages, sexual perversities, slavish involuntary servitude, savage whippings and wicked mis-treatment of the harshest and severest kind. All told, it's the true story of the broke