Toddlers Are A**holes: It's Not Your Fault

At last, the book that answers the question on every parent's mind: Why does my toddler hate me? Okay, it's not really hate. It's just that a little psychopath who walks through life 100% convinced that he or she is the center of the universe does not care that you have a heart, a mind, or a soul. You are simply a skin-covered robot tall enough to reach the candy on top of the fridge. And clean up the rage-vomit when you make the fatal mistake of cutting off the crust on your toddler's toast. (Or not cutting it off--seriously, you can't win.)   Includes: The theory of toddler evolution Mealtime (AKA Hell) Your unraveling life And how not to die inside Author: Bunmi LaditanPublisher: Workman PublishingPublished: 04/07/2015Pages: 176Binding Type: PaperbackWeight: 0.40lbsSize: 6.90h x 5.20w x 0.50dISBN: 9780761185642 About the AuthorLaditan, Bunmi: - "Bunmi Laditan is a regular contributor to Parentingcom, Motheringcom, iVillagecom, and The Huffington Post, and has appeared on "Good