Daily Bread #207 "Poop Smear"

I woke up and got out of bed at 2:30 am to bring you this bread. It's inspired by what happens when my cat gets a piece of shit stuck to her asshole hairs and then tries to get it off by scooting her ass on my floor. 100% real bread that has been fully dehydrated before being soaked and coated in epoxy resin. All breads have a sawtooth hanger on the back for easy hanging!