JURASSIC BRETT
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JURASSIC BRETT

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(Press Play above if you want to hear me talk) Are you ready for An Adventure 69 Million Years In The Making?  It's kind of like the worm in tequila or prehistoric mosquito preserved in amber. Except it's my yanked out mustache and preserved in the finest beeswax from Tennessee. Benefits of just having JURASSIC BRETT:  "I’m ALWAYS with you" Moisturizing Protective barrier Antibacterial properties Anti-inflammatory Rich in Vitamin A Wound Healing  other uses for JURASSIC BRETT:  Wood & Leather Polish Waterproofing Natural Deodorant Anything really Comfort DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT! "I love holding it in my pocket & armpits for natural deodorant" - Bretthole *If you join my onlyfans.com/bretthole I will send you a FREE Jurassic Brett. Just say hey can I get some of that bna or Jurassic Brett. *Product contains 100% Beeswax & Yanked Out Mustache Hair in a cardboard pushup roll. *Size of cardboard roll: little bigger than chapstick (23mm x 78mm)

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