Welcome To The Shit Show Sign or Door Hanger

 How can my life be summed up in one sign? If you feel like you live in a shit show or know someone who does, this sign gives guests a fair warning about what they are getting themselves into during their visit. All items on one order will be sent to the address listed on the order. If you are ordering a gift and it needs to go to a different address, it must be on a separate order. The approximate size of this ornament is 12" x 12". There are several colors to choose from - please see color options on the Layered Wood Color Options page.  When viewing the color chart, please remember that the darker the color is, the harder the engraving will be to read. The color options were taken with professional lighting and matched as close to the original color as possible. The colors may vary depending on the device you are viewing them on. Please check the store announcement for cut-off times for Christmas delivery if applicable.