BUG-A-SALT ROOSTER EDITION 3.0
COMES FAST! RUSH SHIPPING! Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! Just in time for White Elephant gifting! Impress your friends and relatives with the size of your "Light or Dark" blaster. A special offering for Californians and Americans in Blue States suffering under “Liberal” regulatory oppression. Lorenzo says, “Quit dicking around with flies. If anyone confuses this with a real firearm, they need a condom”. Sorry to offend! We DO NOT market any of our products to children (EVER). Intended as good natured fun for adults with a sense of humor. Not perverts here - we're just silly and stupid... Check The Official Demo Videos Below! UPDATED FEATURES: Cross-Bolt Safety! Once it’s on, it’s time to get it on! New, “interesting” design will guarantee no one thinks it’s a real, imitation, replica, or fantasy firearm. "Just the tip" orange coating ensures maximum protection from flies! One Pump and Its Over for common houseflies! Your wife will love cleaning up after you. It is non-toxic, and no