Not Going to Survive without You Candle

For the coworker who gets it, the friend who lets you vent, or the one person keeping you from rage-quitting everything—our “Not Going to Survive This Shithole Without You” candle says thank you the way words (and HR-safe emails) never could. It’s the official scent of caffeine, whispered complaints, and “we ride at dawn” energy. ✨ A hilarious gift for your workplace lifeline or partner-in-panic✨ Clean-burning, all-natural soy wax – no toxins or additives✨ Hand-poured in Pennsylvania with sarcasm and shared trauma✨ Burn time: Approx. 40+ hours of mutual survival Because behind every sane person in a chaotic environment is someone keeping them just this side of losing it.