Can't Wait to Poop in Your New Toilet Candle

Because nothing says “congrats on your new place” like announcing your first official visit — and your plans to make yourself real comfortable. This candle is the perfect mix of housewarming humor, blunt honesty, and friendship-level intimacy that only true besties understand. Hand-poured in Oaks, PA with all-natural soy wax, it’s a weirdly perfect gift that’s sure to earn a laugh (and maybe a warning about guest bathroom rules). Smells like:Fresh starts, cozy vibes, and the comforting relief of being truly at home. Details: Made with 100% natural soy wax for a clean burn Handcrafted in Oaks, PA with love and a little bathroom humor The ultimate housewarming gag gift (that they’ll actually use) For friends who appreciate candles, honesty, and indoor plumbing