I Hate Everyone But Us Candle

Because our mutual disgust for others is the foundation of this beautiful relationship. Celebrate your favorite inside-joke kind of love—the one built on side-eyes, shared glances, and synchronized eye-rolls. Whether it’s your best friend, your soulmate, or your partner in passive aggression, this candle is the ultimate ode to your very exclusive circle of two. Scented with a warm, cozy mix of toasted marshmallow, smoked cedarwood, and just a hint of superiority, this all-natural soy wax candle says what you’re both always thinking: everyone else sucks. Key Features:💘 Iconic Anti-Social Energy: “I hate everyone but us” hits harder than any love letter ever could.🌱 All-Natural Soy Wax: Clean-burning with zero toxicity—unlike most people.🕯️ Handcrafted in Pennsylvania: Lovingly poured in Oaks, PA by fellow introverts.🎁 Perfect for Besties, Couples & Co-Conspirators: Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, Galentine’s, or just because you can’t stand anyone else.🖤 Stylish & Sass