It’s Not Black, It’s Obsidian

WELCOME TO CARL'S INNER CIRCLE Introducing the new Circle Gs! We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re doing squats with a dog in your arms or sipping a nitro cold brew.   MADE FOR RUNNING GREAT FOR BEASTING BIKING   NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.™️ 1 NO SLIP 2 NO BOUNCE 3 ALL POLARIZED 4 ALL HIPSTER/INFLUENCER/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE REBEL INTRODUCING IT'S NOT BLACK, IT'S OBSIDIAN. ...our all new obsidian on obsidian Circle Gs. By definition, obsidian is the hard, dark, glass-like volcanic rock formed by the rapid solidification of lava without crystallization. It's the perfect name for our hipster-y-est style, since by definition a hipster is the hard, dark, glass-like person formed by the rapid solidification of personality without self-actualization.