Voorhees Bites - Killer Breakfast Apparel

Breakfast just got slashed. Say hello to Voorhees Bites, the only cereal-themed slasher spoof that combines spooky humor, vintage vibes, and horror nostalgia into one delightfully deadly design. Featuring a masked menace serving up a bowl of bones, pumpkins, and tombstones—with a sprinkle of rainbow lightning and bats for extra flavor—this is the ultimate fall graphic for horror fans with a twisted sense of humor. ☠️ Free hockey mask inside? Probably not. But we’re not saying no.🔪 A cereal so scary… it bites back. Apparel Options:Customize your killer look with your choice of style and color: Classic T-Shirt – $20 Crew Neck Sweatshirt – $30 Hoodie – $40 Material Details: 100% ring-spun USA cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend) Pre-shrunk, ultra-soft feel Double-needle stitching for durability Ribbed collar, shoulder-to-shoulder taping Tear-away label USMCA and OEKO-TEX certified Handmade in our haunted little workshop—no drop-shipping! Size + Color Guide:Vie