Snake Oil: No-Touch Sio2 Ceramic Vehicle Sealant Foam Cannon Kit
Snake Oil No-Touch SiO2 CERAMIC FOAM SEALANT & Chrome Foam Cannon Kit Includes: 1 Chrome Cannon 32 ounces of Snake Oil Fresh squeezed from only the best snakes, Chem-X Snake Oil is the cure-all to literally make your vehicle perfect. For nearly 100 years humanity struggled to find the ideal way to maximize their vehicular shine, until one day deep within the Amazon, the owner of Chem-X was off-roading and ran over a snake, splattering it’s oily goodness all over his side panel. For nearly a year after this incident the surface still shined, protected from salt and UV rays, and repelling water like only a snake could. We have now bottled down this ancient technology so that you too can have the ability to instantly make everything you own as slippery as a snake. snake oil, noun1: any of various substances or mixtures sold (as by a traveling medicine show) as medicine usually without regard to their medical worth or properties2: POPPYCOCK, BUNKUMOur Snake Oil is the real deal