Caffeinated But Dead Inside Funny Coffee Candle

For the ones running on espresso, sarcasm, and sheer spite. This candle smells like a fresh pot of motivation you’ll never actually act on. With rich coffee notes and a hint of “leave me alone,” it’s perfect for pretending you have your life together while quietly spiraling. Long-lasting and deliciously roasty, it’ll carry you through your next existential crisis—one fake smile at a time. Light it up, sip your caffeine, and question all your life choices in style. Fragrance Notes TopCoffee MiddleCaramel, Sugar BaseVanilla, Milk