Crab Grab - Board Poop Stomp Pad

This thing might be a piece of crap, but it works great. Plus it doubles as an anti-theft device, because why would someone want to steal a board with shit on it? Now available in anatomically correct, gender specific colors: Men's Brown, Women's Pink 1 per pack Size: Average Regular Human  TECHNOLOGIES: Wipe Proof - Wipe out hard, this pad stays put. Floater - The foam fibers help them float in powder. Strapless - Loosely based on step-in binding technology. POS Design - One Piece construction. C-Foam - Our specifically formulated rubbery foam blend that's lightweight, heavy duty, and grabs like a crab. Gripples - Our signature texture: tiny little gripping nipples for maximum grippy-ness. WHY FOAM? Foam squishes into your gloves or the tread on your boots creating a solid bond. Foam is lightweight and feels nice.  Foam doesn't look like some heinous chunk of plastic stomp pad you'd find on a rental board.