Valentine’s Day Chocolate Dick Bundle – Double the Love!

Valentine’s Day Chocolate Dick Bundle – Double the Love! Roses are cliché, teddy bears are boring, but you know what never fails to make people laugh, gasp, and question your life choices? Two giant chocolate dicks, hand-molded and sent straight to your Valentine like Cupid got drunk and horny. The Valentine’s Day Chocolate Dick Bundle is exactly what it sounds like – a double-barreled delivery of sweet, solid chocolate man-meat that’s guaranteed to steal the spotlight from any boring heart-shaped box. 👉 If you want your Valentine’s gift to be remembered long after the flowers have wilted, this is it. Send chocolate dick. Send two. Make a statement. Why Two Chocolate Dicks Are Better Than One Let’s cut through the BS – Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about love, passion, and candy. But it’s also about making sure your gift doesn’t get tossed in a drawer with last year’s lame stuffed animal. That’s where the Double the Love Bundle shines. Not one, but TWO solid milk chocolate dicks c