Eat My Ass And Just for You Card
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Eat My Ass And Just for You Card

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Eat My Ass And Just for You Card When sweet meets savage (and won’t shut the hell up) Forget the flowers, the teddy bears, the boring-ass candy boxes. If you really want to make your partner, your friend, or your favorite frenemy remember this Valentine’s Day, send them something they won’t stop talking about - the Eat My Ass And Just for You Card combo. Inside this box of pure disrespect, you’re gifting two chaotic classics: A box of premium handcrafted chocolate buttholes that literally spell out “EAT ASS.” A “Just For You” greeting card that looks innocent… until it unleashes nonstop moaning sex noises that play for up to 4 hours. (Yep, they can’t turn it off.) 👉 Want to win Valentine’s Day by being the rudest, funniest, most unforgettable gift-giver? Hit buy now and ship this edible-ass-and-moaning-card combo straight to their door. Why this prank combo works so well One by itself would’ve been savage. But both together? That’s straight-up legendary. Handmade chocolate but

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