Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks

Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks – Because Cake is Overrated You know what every birthday needs? A cake, some booze, a few questionable life choices… and a bag of fruity gummy dicks. Yes, you read that right. The Happy Birthday Bag of Dicks is the edible prank that says, “I care about you” and “also, eat a dick” in the same breath. It’s sweet, it’s chewy, it’s anatomically hilarious, and it’s going to be the one gift they remember long after the balloons have deflated. If you’re tired of giving boring cards or generic candles, this is your move. It’s the ultimate birthday gag gift – funny enough to get a belly laugh, tasty enough to actually eat, and just inappropriate enough to make everyone question how they know you. Order now, and make their birthday a little more dklicious.** Why This is the Perfect Birthday Surprise Most birthday gifts are forgettable. Nobody talks about the coffee mug you got them three years ago. But a bag of rainbow-colored gummy penises? Oh, they’ll talk. They’ll