Eat a Dick Embroidered Patch

Stitch Your Sass Right on Your Sleeve (Or Your Backpack, Or Your Ass) You ever see someone walking around like they’ve never been told off in their life? Like they just radiate “I cut lines at Starbucks” energy? Fix that. One patch at a time. The Eat a Dick Embroidered Patch is a beautifully vulgar, no-holds-barred way to slap some personality onto your gear. Whether you’re tired of holding in your inner rage or you’re just feeling spicy today, this dick patch is your new favorite accessory. It’s bold. It’s petty. And it’s just the kind of energy you need in this dumbass world. Stick it. Stitch it. Rock it with pride. And let everyone know exactly where they can shove their unsolicited opinions. Not Just a Patch - It's a Statement Why the hell would you want a patch that says “Eat a Dick”? Great question, and here’s a better answer: Because you’re done playing nice. Because sarcasm is your love language. Because you’re tired of people thinking you won’t say what’s on your mind.