Offensive Pens

Offensive Pens - Because Your Coworkers Deserve the Truth in Ink You know what’s worse than a boring office? A boring office where you’re expected to write “Best Regards” at the end of every email like some corporate robot. Screw that. Life is too short for bland ballpoints. Enter Offensive Pens - a 5-pack of pure sarcasm that lets you write shopping lists, sign contracts, and jot down meeting notes while quietly telling the world exactly how you feel. Each pen is stamped with a snarky phrase like “That’s Not My Job” and “Oh, For Fucks Sake” so every signature, memo, or Post-It comes with a little extra spice. Add to Cart now and start serving up passive-aggressive truth bombs, one ink stroke at a time. Why You Absolutely Need These Pens Because every day in the office, you’re surrounded by pointless meetings, bad coffee, and Brenda from accounting who wants to “circle back” for the third time this week. A standard pen won’t help you survive. But an Offensive Pen? That’s your sidekic