The Christmas Bundle

The Christmas Bundle: The Most Inappropriate Gift Santa Forgot to Mention Warning: This Christmas gift will cause uncontrollable laughter, mild emotional damage, and possibly glitter in places no vacuum can reach. This is not your grandma’s Christmas present… unless your grandma’s into red and green gummy dicks, chocolate penises, and explosive glitter chaos. If you want your holiday gift to be the one everyone remembers (and talks about until next year), add this to your cart right now. Because this is the funniest, most ridiculous Christmas prank you can send without landing on an FBI watchlist. What’s Inside? Oh… Just Pure Christmas Chaos Here’s what’s wrapped up in this holiday dumpster fire of joy: Christmas Bag of Dicks – A Christmas-themed bag that literally says “Merry Christmas – Eat A Bag Of Dicks” with 10 gummies inside (5 red cherry, 5 green apple). Sweet. Juicy. Ridiculously offensive. The Chocolate Christmas Dick – A Santa-themed box with a chocolate penis surprise i