The Dark Chocolate Cock - Eat A Dick

The Dark Chocolate Cock – The Sweetest Way to Tell Someone to Eat a Dick Some gifts say “I care.”This one says “I care… but also, eat a dick.” Meet the Dark Chocolate Cock – a solid, 4 to 5.5-inch slab of gluten-free Peruvian cacao shaped exactly like a penis. Yes, it’s edible. Yes, it’s delicious. And yes, it’s going to make whoever gets it laugh, blush, and maybe question their life choices. You can send flowers, sure. Or… you can send a big, beautiful, edible dick in a discreet box. Click Add to Cart now and make their day unforgettable – whether it’s out of love, revenge, or just because you’re a chaotic good kind of person. Why This is the Perfect Gift Life’s too short for boring presents. You’ve got two choices: buy them another scented candle they’ll never use, or send them a dark chocolate penis they’ll never forget. This isn’t some cheap gag candy that tastes like wax. This is rich, smooth, premium Peruvian dark chocolate – but molded into the shape of a cock. It’s the perfe