Love of My Life Pop Up Card

The Valentine’s Day Card That Says “I Love You”… and Then Tells Them to Eat a Dick Forget flowers, chocolates, and all that mushy Hallmark garbage. The Love of My Life Pop Up Card is the most brutally honest, laugh-out-loud, slightly offensive way to say “I care” without actually being romantic. On the outside, it looks like a sweet Valentine’s Day greeting card. On the inside? Boom, a glorious 3D pop-up penis springs to life along with the heartfelt message: “EAT A DICK.” This isn’t just a card. This is a statement. A bold, ballsy, unforgettable way to make your partner, ex, or even your best friend howl with laughter. And because it ships 100 percent anonymously, you can keep them guessing forever. Click Add to Cart now and give someone the most memorable Valentine’s Day surprise of their life. Why This Card Is the Only One Worth Buying Every other Valentine’s card is just boring. You buy it, they open it, they smile politely, and it ends up in the trash two days later. But th