
Hitchhiker - Beard Conditioner - Birch Tar, Extinguished Smoke, Rain-soaked Grass
🔥🚛 Hitchhiker – Beard Conditioner Birch Tar | Extinguished Smoke | Rain-Soaked Grass He died in a blaze of steel and flame—but that wasn’t the end. The Hitchhiker drags himself back mile after mile, a ghost bound to the blacktop. His scent rolls in like low thunder and scorched rubber: charred birch tar, smoldering smoke, and the breath of rain-soaked grass still clinging to the wreckage. This beard conditioner doesn’t just hydrate—it resurrects. It softens, strengthens, and shields your beard while wrapping it in the haunting signature of a fiery end and an earthy return. Perfect for the bold, the restless, and the road-haunted. 💀 Scent Profile: Birch Tar – Smoky and bitter, like a rig burned down to the boltsExtinguished Smoke – Ashen and warm, rising from the ruinsRain-Soaked Grass – Fresh, earthy, and dripping with ghostly memory 💥 What’s Included: ✔ 1 x 8oz Beard Conditioner – Daily hydration for beards that don’t quit—even after death. 💪 Benefits: ✔ Promotes Beard Health and S