"BABIES" Shower Card

People tend to omit the truth when it comes to what it's really like being a parent.  While this card is hilarious and true, one thing that no one can prepare you for is the immense love you can feel for a human baby - - even after he/she douses you in (insert bodily fluid of choice).  Bottom line: don't be a liar, get this card. Folded size is 5"x7" and includes a white envelope. Available in packs of 5 and 10. Printed on high quality 15pt cardstock with a matte soft-touch finish (fancy!) In stock and ready to ship.