Read | Spiral Notebook - Ruled Line

Heed my words, Earthlings, lend me your auditory receptors! I am the Grand Cerebrum Chlurb, and I demand your utmost attention! You see, while you have been watching sports and cat videos, I have been engaging in intellectual pursuits that would make your neurons sizzle like a comet tail! I require an endless supply of your Earth literature, the kind that expands the mind beyond the mundane – philosophy, quantum physics, and the complete works of that human you call Shakespeare. Deliver them post-haste, for my mental sustenance is as vital as the gravitational pull of a black hole! This command you shall heed: READDo not defy me, for I have traversed the interstellar void to bring you this simple message: "Expand your mental organ!" Your brain, that squishy blob you occupy, is pitifully underutilized. It thirsts for knowledge as a sponge in the desert yearns for water. Do not let your mental capacities atrophy in the barren wasteland of your monotonous memes and cat videos. Read, Earth