How to Be Ultra Spiritual: 12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority

Welcome to the Glorious Grandeur of Ultra SpiritualityIn case you haven’t noticed, the New Age has become the Old Age. But don’t recycle your crystals just yet! His Enlightenedness JP Sears is ushering in the Newer Age, blinding us with the dawn-like brilliance that is Ultra Spirituality. How to Be Ultra Spiritual presents Ultra Spiritual JP’s none-of-a-kind guidance, so you can better yourself through teachings on:• Competitive spirituality—the Ultra Spiritual foundation that the rest of your Ultra Spiritual path rests on• Why burying your feelings alive makes you thrive• Dreaming up your awakening—how to engineer your carefully contrived spiritual narrative• Rigidly yogic yoga—the moisture-filled cloud formation that drops rain upon your river so your flow can flow• Following the light to the greener spiritual pastures of veganism• He-ness, financial levity, deathliness, and other qualities of the quality guru• Mindfullessness—all of the fullness of mindfulness with none of the mind•