Unicorn Farts: Magical Healing Gift Bag

Top Valentine's Day Gift! Ode to Bag of Unicorn Farts | Sugar is sweet, lemons are tart. | We love you more than a Bag of Unicorn Farts! A perfect gift for the lovers, the dreamers and you! It's not an illusion... we've captured the essence of unicorn farts in a relentlessly cheerful gift bag for your friend or loved one in need of some magical healing! The unicorn farts inside this bag are produced by free-range unicorns that donate them to the world. The farts are locally sourced and best of all gluten-free. Made In The USA! Mmm, Unicorn Farts! 100% Magical 100% Majestic 100% Mythical Looking for an uplifting gift for your favorite unicorn lover? Let their cares float away on a cloud of unicorn farts (aka cotton candy) and a rainbow of smiles! Guaranteed to bring a smile or a snort! Because farts are funny and Unicorns are awesome! New Product Packaging! One bag of Unicorn Farts (aka fruit punch cotton candy) 9.75 inches tall x 6.5 inches wide. 10% of all profits from our Bag Of Un