Mixed Emotions Baby Congrats Greeting Card

It's just that they scare me... You're going to be a great parent, and that's cool... I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You! Since you know I will never babysit, change diapers, or help you burp your baby... please accept this card as my contribution. Made in the USA! Printed on premium 100lb creme colored goodness paper Printed with soy based inks Measures 4.25 inches x 5.5 inches Accompanied by shimmery copper 80 lb envelope. Blank inside So, snap up "only funny if they know your sense of humor" greeting card and send it out to the proud soon to be new parents! Our I Hate Babies, But I'm Still Pretty Happy For You Greeting Card is proudly birthed in sunny Los Angeles by a badass chick!