I Showered Today Mints

I Showered Today Mints Have you ever done the pit sniff test and realized you couldn’t recall the last time you took a full shower? Adulthood carries so many responsibilities, there just aren’t enough hours in the day. When you’re already 10 minutes late for work and have to choose between feeding your offspring or cleansing your body, you have to prioritize. When you magically eek out the time to be a somewhat responsibly hygienic adult, it’s time to celebrate! I Showered Today Mints are a high five to your taste buds, and probably a necessary one, because let’s face it, the odds of a shower and proper dental care on the same morning? Maybe when the kids go to college, bro. Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights -              Hilarious tin filled with peppermint breath mints -              Collectible tin reads: I Showered Today! -              Contains approximately 165 refreshing mints -              Goofy Easter gift for adults -              Makes a funny ad