Shart Con 1 Skid Wipes

Shart Con 1 Skid Wipes Ever brace yourself for strong winds and find yourself with an unexpected mudslide? When the weather in the southern hemisphere suddenly turns shitty, you better have a package of Shart Con 1 Skid Wipes in your emergency kit! They’re the only moist wipes dedicated to handling full-fledged shitstorms! Shart Con 1 Antibacterial Wipes are a handy pack of disposable booty cloths when the volcano in Doodie Mountain erupts without warning. Packed with germ-fighting power, these wipes are ideal to keep at home, work, or in a purse or pocket for any muddy surprises in your shorts. Funny novelty antibacterial wet wipes Hilarious package says: Uh-Oh – Looks like a shitstorm! – Shart Con 1 Skid Wipes Perfect for people with butts Takes care of nasty germs at home, work, or on the go Handy resealable lift tab makes access to your Shart Con 1 Wipes easy breezy Makes a hysterical addition to Christmas stockings, care packages, Secret Santa gift exchanges,