Zombie Breath Survival Mints
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Zombie Breath Survival Mints

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Zombie Breath Survival Mints It’s not a matter of if, but when the zombie apocalypse happens, so you need to be prepared. In addition to your trusty rifle and survival knife, keep a tin of Zombie Breath Survival Mints on hand. They’ll keep your breath wintergreen fresh while you’re hacking and slashing your way through endless zombie hordes. Did you get bit? Are you on the verge or turning? Don’t let the stench of the undead keep you from getting your daily dose of brains. Zombie Breath Survival Mints keeps the rank aroma of the rotting dead from giving you away. Specs, Features, and Bragging Rights -              Zombie apocalypse-proof tin filled with wintergreen mints -              Must-have for post-apocalyptic first dates -              Collectable tin reads: Zombie Breath Survival Mints -              Contains approximately 165 breath mints -              Funny, unique gift for zombie fans and apocalypse survival enthusiasts Undead Sexy Your breath is

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