Magical Hooker Rings (Not What You Think!!)

This collection of rings is called the Magical Hookers.  It's not because it has anything to do with exchanging money for sexual favors-- but I bet the name got your attention.  In all seriousness, this piece is called the magical hooker because that is literally what this piece does.  It reaches into the astral realm and hooks magic that you desire.  It pulls the magic into the titanium rings and then you wear the ring to access the magic or the ability that you have asked for.  These rings have been cleverly designed-- with hooks on the-- by the group of assassin sorcerers that they once belonged to.  These assassins are so covert that they don't have a formal name, but they are basically guardians of Earth's destiny and they pretty much off evil world leaders (like the Illuminati) that are trying to interfere.  They use ancient sacred magic that connects them to the cosmic lifeforce and this pretty much allows them to access whatever magic they need.  It will do the same for you.  W