All the Luck Is Yours

These earrings have been hand-crafted from lucky lady dimes.  I guess the correct terminology for these would be mercury dimes, but that sounds so boring when you can say, "Luck lady dimes."  You know I'm not wrong.  The particular earrings were made by a sorcerer who cast an alchemy spell into them to bring forth and amplify the powers of the lucky lady.  As such, when you wear these earrings the luck that you will know is astounding.  The powers in the earrings are extremely magical and will take all the bad luck you have ever known and turn it into good luck and positivity.  No longer will you come up with the short end of the stick.  Rather, you will find yourself on top and in a good position no matter what you are going through.  It will bring you luck in wealth.  It will bring you luck in love.  It will bring you luck in the workplace for raises and promotions.  It will bring you luck in health and safety.  It is just general good luck.  It will also remove obstacles from your l