Chinese Elixir of Life

Not too long ago, in a Western Han Dynasty tomb, archaeologists in China made an amazing discovery.  Two bronze jars were found in the tomb contained what researchers are calling an "elixir of life."  We decided that we should probably be part of the investigation, so Deedee and I took turns channeling ourselves into other people's bodies until we had the answers that were looking for.  The Chinese government will most like patronize the finding of an "immortality" elixir because in modern times people just don't believe in this kind of things.  If the red and the green societies get their hands on the elixir, nobody will ever see it again.  However, I'd invite anybody to drink the elixir.  They'd most likely just die, which would be kind of ironic because it is an elixir of immortality.  Instead, this elixir doesn't work that way.  The elixir is a wash and treatment for jewelry and other items.  We were able to figure this out simply through the psychic energies that emanated from the