Write Your Own Miracles!! Amazing Antique Figural Jesus Miracle Writer

If you want the facts, I'll give them to you straight.  To stir up a good controversy all you need to do is claim that you have found a relic associated with Jesus Christ.  The historians, archaeologists, and theologists will come out in droves to either confirm or deny the validity of the relic in question.  Then, there is the question of rightful ownership-- which I believe should go to whomever finds the relic.  You know what they say... finders keepers, losers weepers.  Of course, I am referring to a specific weathered limestone box that was found in the 1970s that is said to have contained the alleged bones of Jesus of Nazareth.  You can do the research if you desire, but it has been historically proven that this box did actually carry the bones of Jesus Christ and that the dirt that was scraped from the box matches the dirt from the East Talpiot tomb in Jerusalem, which is where Jesus and Family were buried.  Normally, I'd say that historical accounts of what has happened in the