DK71: Department of Turdsury I.B.S. - Umbrella

DESIGN DESCRIPTION:  The IRS is the epitome of the American Standard of governmental agencies. They call them tax codes because you need a special decoder ring to decipher them all. Except in this case, special would refer to finding whole kernels of undigested corn in your poop. Surprise! Just hurts the belly thinking about the Department of Turdsury, and all the loopholes one could make with your intestines. PRODUCT DESCRIPTION: This vibrant Semi-Automatic Foldable Umbrella brings a fun splash of color and personality to rainy days. Perfect for those who enjoy unique designs, this umbrella not only protects you from the rain but also makes a stylish statement. Whether you're heading to a festival, a family outing, or just running errands, it adds a touch of whimsy to your everyday life. Ideal for anyone who loves to stand out, this umbrella makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays, holidays, or just because. Embrace the unexpected and let the clouds know you are ready for whatever the