99 Problems But a Pitch Ain't One Tank Top

This tank is for founders who can raise capital before coffee, charm VCs in their sleep, and still forget to eat lunch. Equal parts swagger and sarcasm just like your deck. For when the pitch is polished but everything else is on fire. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) • 30 singles thread weight • Side-seamed • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the USSize guide   BODY LENGTH (inches) BODY WIDTH (inches) XS 26 16 ¼ S 27 18 ¼ M 28 20 ¼ L 29 22 ¼ XL 30 24 ¼ 2XL 31 26 ¼