My Cloaca Is Massive Shirt, Funny Ornithology Science Meme Tee, Classy and Cursed Animal Fact Fashion

This is high-camp, high-class biological absurdity. It’s got that Victorian calligraphy meets cursed ornithology fact energy. It whispers elegance. It screams “please don’t Google it in public.” It's got ✨ornithosexual power✨. Unholy grail of a shirt. Sophisticated. Mysterious. Anatomically disturbing. T his elegant design boldly states “My Cloaca is Massive” in delicate script — the kind of font you'd see on a wedding invitation or the final form of a deranged biology major. Perfect for: 🦢 Bird girls, bird gays, and bird brained individuals   📚 Queer cryptid scholars and feral naturalists 🐓 Anyone who can say “cloaca” with full confidence and eye contact 🧠 People whose sense of humor has irreparably evolved ✨ FEATURES: • Unisex fit — built for all genders and bird-adjacent entities • Soft cotton/poly blend — comfy enough to molt in • Bold white typography: uppercase for the science, script for the ✨drama✨ • Sizes XS–5XL, because cloacal power is limitless ✨ Designed by Icarus Fidget